[Honestly, in this moment, Akechi isn't certain which of the two is annoying him more. Ryuji, for being an empty-headed asshole, or Ren, for being too much of a pussy to chase his bestie away.]
I'm not waiting another second.
[Nimble fingers are already plucking at his own shirt buttons before Akechi's shrugging it off into a pile on the floor, already scowling over his shoulder at Ryuji before he's leaning over to undo the lacing of his tall boots.]
Stay for all I care. If I don't get his stupid cock inside of me, I'm going to skin you both alive.
[ Not the takeaway here, Ryuji. But damn, no one talks to his bestie like this. Especially his bestie's cock who he thinks is, well. Impressive. Because everything about Ren is, okay.
The thing is, it's only now that everything sinks in to Ryuji and his cheeks turn red as a tomato.
O M G
Ren's going to get laid?!?!?! Say it ain't so! But, of course, he's not budging because that means he loses to Akechi and that's not something he'd be having. Not at all. So he just. Awkwardly stays put. Whatever. This should be fine.
Ew, Akechi's getting naked!!!!!! So naturally, Ryuji pivots- in his case, continues. ]
Why're you calling his cock stupid if you wanna get it in you so bad? Your cock isn't stupid, right, Renren?
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Date: 2026-02-21 07:26 am (UTC)From:I'm not waiting another second.
[Nimble fingers are already plucking at his own shirt buttons before Akechi's shrugging it off into a pile on the floor, already scowling over his shoulder at Ryuji before he's leaning over to undo the lacing of his tall boots.]
Stay for all I care. If I don't get his stupid cock inside of me, I'm going to skin you both alive.
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Date: 2026-02-23 08:43 pm (UTC)From:[ Not the takeaway here, Ryuji. But damn, no one talks to his bestie like this. Especially his bestie's cock who he thinks is, well. Impressive. Because everything about Ren is, okay.
The thing is, it's only now that everything sinks in to Ryuji and his cheeks turn red as a tomato.
O
M
G
Ren's going to get laid?!?!?! Say it ain't so! But, of course, he's not budging because that means he loses to Akechi and that's not something he'd be having. Not at all. So he just. Awkwardly stays put. Whatever. This should be fine.
Ew, Akechi's getting naked!!!!!! So naturally, Ryuji pivots- in his case, continues. ]
Why're you calling his cock stupid if you wanna get it in you so bad? Your cock isn't stupid, right, Renren?