[All in all, Ren's kind of surprised they haven't gotten to this point sooner.
He's not sure which court ruler decided to put two of Ren's most important people that hated each other in the same dorm room- Sahar, probably, but that's not really vital to know- but he considers it nothing short of a miracle that one of them hasn't killed the other either on purpose or by accident. Judging by the looks Akechi's been shooting Ryuji across the room, he'd be willing to do it right now just to get some alone time, but the other boy has either decided to call Akechi's bluff and refuse to move or he's genuinely ignorant of what Akechi's intentions were when he invited Ren over. And here he is, sitting oddly on the edge of Akechi's bed, trying to figure out how to smooth this over so he doesn't have to betray either of the boys he cares about.
Man, this would be easier if they liked each other a little more. He's going to have to work on that.
Ren coughs to fill the awkward silence that's fallen between the three of them, trying to start up this whole thing again in the hopes there won't be a fistfight.]
So, Ryuji... I know you want to stay and all, but...
[How do you politely ask your bestie to get to fuck your boyfriend in private? Asking for a friend who is him.]
-But, and I mean this with full offense, get the fuck out.
[Ren may be seated on the edge of the bed, perched politely while he tries to gently steer his bestie out of the room, but Akechi stands between the pair of them, turned to shoot a murderous glare across the way at where Ryuji is refusing to leave.
There's no real answer for how the pair of them have managed to survive this long without killing the other, but it's at least partially been the fact that they'll followed some unspoken agreement to leave the other alone when they wanted the room to themselves. But Ryuji appears to have finally reached his limit, and to no one's surprise, Akechi has zero patience for it.]
[ It's actually a god-given miracle that Ryuji's still in One Piece for how much he has given Akechi shit. To be fair, there has been an unspoken rule between them to leave each other alone. Even if Ryuji's always tempted to kick Akechi's things to smithereens whenever he sees them. He's this close to spreading a rumor Akechi snores in his sleep or sings some embarrassing song whenever he dozes off, but.
He's not going to do it. Only for Ren's sake, really. Whatever the fuck has gotten into his bestfriend when he agreed to date this guy will forever be lost on Ryuji. Maybe he also ate some of those berries Yusuke told him about, which had him momentarily losing his sense of taste. Because well, Ren certainly lost his when he dated Akechi.
Turning to face Ren with a knowing look as if telling him if you say no I'm gonna be heartbroken for the rest of my life and it's gonna be your goddamn fault, he pouts. ]
[Ryuji, why are you doing this to him. This is not a bro move. You are putting him between his dick and his bestie, which is a place no one wants to be in, and he wants to be in even less when the wrong answer here could turn into homicide. Besides, Ryuji is so cute when he pouts. This is going to kill him.
Ren looks at him, almost desperate, for a few seconds before sighing.]
I-- I do like hanging out with you. But since we're not really doing anything right now, and Akechi and I have, um. Plans, so.
[please. please let him LIVE ryuji please he's dying he's going to die]
[Ryuji he's dying. He's actively dying right now.]
I mean, we're dating, and... you know, what two people who are dating might do, in a bedroom, alone, it might not... be something you're interested in?
[Damn he's really gonna have to tell his bro he's a cockblock, isn't he.]
[Honestly, in this moment, Akechi isn't certain which of the two is annoying him more. Ryuji, for being an empty-headed asshole, or Ren, for being too much of a pussy to chase his bestie away.]
I'm not waiting another second.
[Nimble fingers are already plucking at his own shirt buttons before Akechi's shrugging it off into a pile on the floor, already scowling over his shoulder at Ryuji before he's leaning over to undo the lacing of his tall boots.]
Stay for all I care. If I don't get his stupid cock inside of me, I'm going to skin you both alive.
[ Not the takeaway here, Ryuji. But damn, no one talks to his bestie like this. Especially his bestie's cock who he thinks is, well. Impressive. Because everything about Ren is, okay.
The thing is, it's only now that everything sinks in to Ryuji and his cheeks turn red as a tomato.
O M G
Ren's going to get laid?!?!?! Say it ain't so! But, of course, he's not budging because that means he loses to Akechi and that's not something he'd be having. Not at all. So he just. Awkwardly stays put. Whatever. This should be fine.
Ew, Akechi's getting naked!!!!!! So naturally, Ryuji pivots- in his case, continues. ]
Why're you calling his cock stupid if you wanna get it in you so bad? Your cock isn't stupid, right, Renren?
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Date: 2026-01-14 06:56 am (UTC)From:He's not sure which court ruler decided to put two of Ren's most important people that hated each other in the same dorm room- Sahar, probably, but that's not really vital to know- but he considers it nothing short of a miracle that one of them hasn't killed the other either on purpose or by accident. Judging by the looks Akechi's been shooting Ryuji across the room, he'd be willing to do it right now just to get some alone time, but the other boy has either decided to call Akechi's bluff and refuse to move or he's genuinely ignorant of what Akechi's intentions were when he invited Ren over. And here he is, sitting oddly on the edge of Akechi's bed, trying to figure out how to smooth this over so he doesn't have to betray either of the boys he cares about.
Man, this would be easier if they liked each other a little more. He's going to have to work on that.
Ren coughs to fill the awkward silence that's fallen between the three of them, trying to start up this whole thing again in the hopes there won't be a fistfight.]
So, Ryuji... I know you want to stay and all, but...
[How do you politely ask your bestie to get to fuck your boyfriend in private? Asking for a friend who is him.]
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Date: 2026-01-15 03:33 am (UTC)From:[Ren may be seated on the edge of the bed, perched politely while he tries to gently steer his bestie out of the room, but Akechi stands between the pair of them, turned to shoot a murderous glare across the way at where Ryuji is refusing to leave.
There's no real answer for how the pair of them have managed to survive this long without killing the other, but it's at least partially been the fact that they'll followed some unspoken agreement to leave the other alone when they wanted the room to themselves. But Ryuji appears to have finally reached his limit, and to no one's surprise, Akechi has zero patience for it.]
Can't you tell when you're unwanted?
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Date: 2026-01-19 05:27 pm (UTC)From:[ It's actually a god-given miracle that Ryuji's still in One Piece for how much he has given Akechi shit. To be fair, there has been an unspoken rule between them to leave each other alone. Even if Ryuji's always tempted to kick Akechi's things to smithereens whenever he sees them. He's this close to spreading a rumor Akechi snores in his sleep or sings some embarrassing song whenever he dozes off, but.
He's not going to do it. Only for Ren's sake, really. Whatever the fuck has gotten into his bestfriend when he agreed to date this guy will forever be lost on Ryuji. Maybe he also ate some of those berries Yusuke told him about, which had him momentarily losing his sense of taste. Because well, Ren certainly lost his when he dated Akechi.
Turning to face Ren with a knowing look as if telling him if you say no I'm gonna be heartbroken for the rest of my life and it's gonna be your goddamn fault, he pouts. ]
Isn't that right, Renren?
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Date: 2026-01-30 06:48 am (UTC)From:Ren looks at him, almost desperate, for a few seconds before sighing.]
I-- I do like hanging out with you. But since we're not really doing anything right now, and Akechi and I have, um. Plans, so.
[please. please let him LIVE ryuji please he's dying he's going to die]
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Date: 2026-02-01 05:57 am (UTC)From:Sorry to say, Sakamoto, but boyfriend clearly ranks higher than bestie these days.]
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Date: 2026-02-03 09:08 pm (UTC)From:Plans? What kinda plans???? Why can't I be included in these plans???
[ Sticking out his tongue at Smilekechi in protest, Ryuji turns to Ren while activating his whiny voice. ]
Oh, come ooooooon, Renren! Why can't I join??! What're you guys gonna do, anyway?
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Date: 2026-02-21 07:16 am (UTC)From:[Ryuji he's dying. He's actively dying right now.]
I mean, we're dating, and... you know, what two people who are dating might do, in a bedroom, alone, it might not... be something you're interested in?
[Damn he's really gonna have to tell his bro he's a cockblock, isn't he.]
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Date: 2026-02-21 07:26 am (UTC)From:I'm not waiting another second.
[Nimble fingers are already plucking at his own shirt buttons before Akechi's shrugging it off into a pile on the floor, already scowling over his shoulder at Ryuji before he's leaning over to undo the lacing of his tall boots.]
Stay for all I care. If I don't get his stupid cock inside of me, I'm going to skin you both alive.
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Date: 2026-02-23 08:43 pm (UTC)From:[ Not the takeaway here, Ryuji. But damn, no one talks to his bestie like this. Especially his bestie's cock who he thinks is, well. Impressive. Because everything about Ren is, okay.
The thing is, it's only now that everything sinks in to Ryuji and his cheeks turn red as a tomato.
O
M
G
Ren's going to get laid?!?!?! Say it ain't so! But, of course, he's not budging because that means he loses to Akechi and that's not something he'd be having. Not at all. So he just. Awkwardly stays put. Whatever. This should be fine.
Ew, Akechi's getting naked!!!!!! So naturally, Ryuji pivots- in his case, continues. ]
Why're you calling his cock stupid if you wanna get it in you so bad? Your cock isn't stupid, right, Renren?