[Ryuji, why are you doing this to him. This is not a bro move. You are putting him between his dick and his bestie, which is a place no one wants to be in, and he wants to be in even less when the wrong answer here could turn into homicide. Besides, Ryuji is so cute when he pouts. This is going to kill him.
Ren looks at him, almost desperate, for a few seconds before sighing.]
I-- I do like hanging out with you. But since we're not really doing anything right now, and Akechi and I have, um. Plans, so.
[please. please let him LIVE ryuji please he's dying he's going to die]
[Ryuji he's dying. He's actively dying right now.]
I mean, we're dating, and... you know, what two people who are dating might do, in a bedroom, alone, it might not... be something you're interested in?
[Damn he's really gonna have to tell his bro he's a cockblock, isn't he.]
[Honestly, in this moment, Akechi isn't certain which of the two is annoying him more. Ryuji, for being an empty-headed asshole, or Ren, for being too much of a pussy to chase his bestie away.]
I'm not waiting another second.
[Nimble fingers are already plucking at his own shirt buttons before Akechi's shrugging it off into a pile on the floor, already scowling over his shoulder at Ryuji before he's leaning over to undo the lacing of his tall boots.]
Stay for all I care. If I don't get his stupid cock inside of me, I'm going to skin you both alive.
[ Not the takeaway here, Ryuji. But damn, no one talks to his bestie like this. Especially his bestie's cock who he thinks is, well. Impressive. Because everything about Ren is, okay.
The thing is, it's only now that everything sinks in to Ryuji and his cheeks turn red as a tomato.
O M G
Ren's going to get laid?!?!?! Say it ain't so! But, of course, he's not budging because that means he loses to Akechi and that's not something he'd be having. Not at all. So he just. Awkwardly stays put. Whatever. This should be fine.
Ew, Akechi's getting naked!!!!!! So naturally, Ryuji pivots- in his case, continues. ]
Why're you calling his cock stupid if you wanna get it in you so bad? Your cock isn't stupid, right, Renren?
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Date: 2026-01-30 06:48 am (UTC)From:Ren looks at him, almost desperate, for a few seconds before sighing.]
I-- I do like hanging out with you. But since we're not really doing anything right now, and Akechi and I have, um. Plans, so.
[please. please let him LIVE ryuji please he's dying he's going to die]
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Date: 2026-02-01 05:57 am (UTC)From:Sorry to say, Sakamoto, but boyfriend clearly ranks higher than bestie these days.]
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Date: 2026-02-03 09:08 pm (UTC)From:Plans? What kinda plans???? Why can't I be included in these plans???
[ Sticking out his tongue at Smilekechi in protest, Ryuji turns to Ren while activating his whiny voice. ]
Oh, come ooooooon, Renren! Why can't I join??! What're you guys gonna do, anyway?
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Date: 2026-02-21 07:16 am (UTC)From:[Ryuji he's dying. He's actively dying right now.]
I mean, we're dating, and... you know, what two people who are dating might do, in a bedroom, alone, it might not... be something you're interested in?
[Damn he's really gonna have to tell his bro he's a cockblock, isn't he.]
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Date: 2026-02-21 07:26 am (UTC)From:I'm not waiting another second.
[Nimble fingers are already plucking at his own shirt buttons before Akechi's shrugging it off into a pile on the floor, already scowling over his shoulder at Ryuji before he's leaning over to undo the lacing of his tall boots.]
Stay for all I care. If I don't get his stupid cock inside of me, I'm going to skin you both alive.
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Date: 2026-02-23 08:43 pm (UTC)From:[ Not the takeaway here, Ryuji. But damn, no one talks to his bestie like this. Especially his bestie's cock who he thinks is, well. Impressive. Because everything about Ren is, okay.
The thing is, it's only now that everything sinks in to Ryuji and his cheeks turn red as a tomato.
O
M
G
Ren's going to get laid?!?!?! Say it ain't so! But, of course, he's not budging because that means he loses to Akechi and that's not something he'd be having. Not at all. So he just. Awkwardly stays put. Whatever. This should be fine.
Ew, Akechi's getting naked!!!!!! So naturally, Ryuji pivots- in his case, continues. ]
Why're you calling his cock stupid if you wanna get it in you so bad? Your cock isn't stupid, right, Renren?